“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.” This is my favorite line from the movie "Easy A" starring Emma Stone.

I actually hate movies. Maybe it's just me and my over active imagination but I watch these stories about love and I think to myself:  "What a load of bullshit!" The things that happen in these movies do not happen in real life. The men in these movies do not exist. I probably sound like some bitter cat-lady but I assure you I'm not. I would just like for men to take the hint. I would just like for men to be good old gentlemen from centuries ago. 

It's the simple things in life that make girls happy. For instance if you open the door for her, bring her flowers, late night chats without any intentions of scoring. If these men exists today can someone please direct me in their direction?

I am still very young but I'll be honest I am scared of dying alone. No, I am not interested in getting married right now or even being in a super serious relationship but I would love a companion. Someone I can hangout with, drink with, cook with and kiss passionately, someone who doesn't question my every move. But no, the only male species that I seem to be attracting these days are guys who carry little black books with photos of all their victims. I am sorry but I don't want to be another slut on your hit list. 

My head has been spinning for days now trying to figure out whether or not I will give in to one of these black-book-carrying-men because my head is saying "YES YES YES! He is gorgeous, yummy, sexy, look at that mouth" but my heart is saying "Have you lost your fucking mind? Look for a companion. Someone that will respect you" 

This is probably one of the most useless, dumbest, confusing blogs I'll ever post but I just needed to get this of my chest (no, I'm not texting you a pic of that!)